jdiamondisme: Perfect Timing - Joey Diamond...
Me: Can i have your babies?
One Direction: ....What?
Me: Can i have your autograph?
One Direction: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think i said?
One Direction: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
One Direction: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
ehychristine: Romeo Ft. Taylor Swift - Romeo...
christinetomlinson: jaya-marie: All I Have |...
c0urtneh: Heres the video ! So Valentines day I tried to be mean and ignore my girlfriend just to throw her off.. mean I know but I wanted to just surprise her out of no where. So I went to her school, I sat on top of my car waiting for her to come while blasting the song she dedicated to me and screamed “So what like be my valentine?” (its just the way we talk to each other) I bought her...
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting
I can already feel my duck in your puppy.
dear assholes that made fireworks illegal in...
A little girl, 3 yrs. old, was picked up by a man...